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• Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.
• The staff is racing madly around the room.
• A beer's life does not revolve around the football. -- Men vs. Bee
• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• The world does not revolve on an axis.
• Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
• Q: How do cats decide when to jump suddenly up from where they were sitting comfortably curled up and dash madly around the room, knocking over everything they encounter?
  A: Fuzzy logic....
• If a talk show lasts a couple of months today, it is forced to recycle sexual aberrations and shuffle the guests around a bit more.