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• How many egotists -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One. He holds onto the light bulb, and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• How many Harvard/Oxford students -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Just one. He grabs the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him....
• Q: How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?
  A: One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him....
• A beer's life does not revolve around the football. -- Men vs. Bee
• How many University of Washington Husky football fans (or any over-the-top sports fans who pay way way too much attention to minutia surrounding "their" team) -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  A million and one. One to hold the old bulb, and the rest to all try and make the world revolve around it....
• How many SAS programmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  How many? It depends : - If they are applications programmers, it takes exactly twice as many as are currently available....
• Microsoft Website Crashes, World Does Not Come To An End REDMOND
  WA -- In a crushing blow to Bill Gates' ego, world civilization did not collapse when the Microsoft website was offline for an extended period last week....
• My message is not that biological determinists were bad scientists or even that they were always wrong.
  Rather, I believe that science must be understood as a social phenomenon, a gutsy, human enterprise, not the work of robots programmed to collect pure information....
• Religions revolve madly around sexual questions.