Referring To A Glass Of Water:] I Mixed This Myself.
[Referring to a glass of water:] I mixed this myself. Two parts H, one part O.
I don't trust anybody!
-- Steven Wright
They say we're 98 percent water. We're that close to drowning.
..[picks up his glass of water from the stool]...I like to live on the edge... -- Steven Wrigh...
He thought the formula for water was H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O, H-to-O.
I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
I got this powdered water -- now I don't know what to add. -- Steven Wrigh
I want to get a tattoo of myself on my entire body, only 2" taller. -- Steven Wrigh
I was skydiving horizontally. -- Steven Wrigh
Sometimes I...No, I don't. -- Steven Wrigh
I saw a sign at a gas station. It said "help wanted".
There was another sign below it that said "self service"....
I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh