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You May Be Redneck... If Your Funeral Has More Pickup Trucks Than Cars.
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-- You may be redneck...
if your funeral has more pickup trucks than cars.
Related:
You may be redneck... if less than half the cars in your yard, work.
You may be redneck... if your wife has ever worn a tube top to a funeral.
You may be redneck... if your two-year-old has more teeth than you do.
You may be redneck... if your truck costs more than your house.
You may be redneck... if you wash your truck more often than your kids.
You may be redneck... if you have more than twelve dogs under your porch.
You may be redneck... if your porch collapses and more than 3 dogs die.
You may be redneck... if you've ever worn shorts to a funeral home.
You may be redneck... if you live with more dogs than family.
