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• Woof! Gasp! Choke! yes, I do have people telling me all the time.
• People keep telling me that I do not have a sense of humor, and I don't think that is funny at all, not one little bit.
• Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
  Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• You've been telling me to relax all the way here, and now you're telling me just to be myself?
  -- The Return of the Secaucus Seve...
• I've been having trouble waking up. I actually dozed off at a red light.
  It was so embarrassing. There I was, out cold, other pedestrians nudging me to cross the street....
• Please don't spoil everything by telling me the truth.
• It's not enough knowing good from rotten..." "You're telling me.
  "When something new pops up every day." "You're telling me!...
• Actually, my goal is to have a sandwich named after me.