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• Bush: The only President to have a league named after him!
• There are drugs named after us.
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• Recently, my personal advisors have beeen telling me to go to America.
  Actually, people have been walking up to me in the street and telling me to sod off, but that's the same thing, isn't it?...
• Let me tell you the secret that has led me to my goal.
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