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• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• REAL programmers write self-modifying code.
• Real programmers don't document. Documentation is for simpletons who can't read listings or the object code from the dump.
• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• Real programmers don't write in COBOL. COBOL is for COmmon Business Oriented Laymen who can run neither a buiness or a real program.
• Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
• Real programmers don't document; if it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents, or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmers in the world....
• A novice asked the Master: "Here is a programmer that never designs, documents or tests his programs.
  Yet all who know him consider him one of the best programmer in the world....