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• Real programmers don't program in LISP. Any language with more parenthesis than actual code is for airheaded wienies who can't write real programs.
• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• Linus Torvalds: "95% of Programmers consider themselves in the top 5%".
  Shlomi Fish' Corollary: "95% of Programmers consider 95% of the code they did not write, in the bottom 5%....
• If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when the're reading to themselves.
  -- Don Marqui...
• Real Users hate Real Programmers.
• Real programmers don't comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
• Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.