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• Running a business is about 95% people and 5% economics.
• Implementing systems is 95% boredom and 5% sheer terror.
• Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves lucky to get any programs at all, and take what they get.
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• Statisticians do it with 95% confidence.