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• You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
• You men out there probably think you already know how to dress for success.
  You know, for example, that you should not wear leisure suits or white plastic belts and shoes, unless you are going to a costume party disguised as a pig farmer vacationing at Disney World....
• Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
  Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer....
• Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.
• Unless you're Mary Lou Retton, in the right place at the right time with the right personality, you're not going to be on a Wheaties box and have all these endorsements.
  -- Kerri Strug, gymnastics gold medalist, in a pre-Olympic interview, 1996...
• REAL PROGRAMMERS don't eat quiche. They eat Twinkies.
  And Szechwan food. Do not go to eat Szechwan food with a group of REAL PROGRAMMERS unless you are prepared to argue bitterly over the last spring roll....
• Real Users hate Real Programmers.