Real programmers don't like the Team Programming concept.
Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer.
Unless, of course, they are the Chief Programmer.
Related:
- Real Programmers think structured programming is a
Communist plot... - Real programmers don't dress for success unless
they
are going on an interview... - Real Programmer n.
[indirectly, from the book
"Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of
hacker:
one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity... - Real computer scientists play go. They have nothing against the concept
of mountain climbing,
but the actual climbing is an implementation detail... - Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the
program itself is self-evident,
and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer... - Real programmers don't write in APL,
unless the whole program can be written in one line... - Real programmers don't write applications programs,
they program right down to the BARE METAL. Applications... - Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're
the lead mule,
all the scenery looks about the same... - Real programmers like C because it's the only language
they can...
