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• An executive is a person who always decides; sometimes he decides correctly, but he always decides.
  -- John H. Patterso...
• The man who insists upon seeing with perfect clearness before he decides, never decides.
  -- Henri-Frederic Amiel...
• Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
• Buffer: A programmer who works in the nude.
• Conceptual programmer: One who writes code for the 80686.
• Blessed is that individual who, having nothing on his mind, decides not to share this vast state of wordy nothingness with us in a public display.
• loser n. An unexpectedly bad situation, program, programmer, or person.
  Someone who habitually loses. (Even winners can lose occasionally....
• The Computer Programmer's Lament: Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.
• Program complexity grows until it exceeds the capability of the programmer who must maintain it.