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• Real Programmers never work 9 to 5. If any Real Programmers are around at 9 AM, it's because they were up all night.
• Get a real computer!: imp. Typical hacker response to news that somebody is having trouble getting work done on a system that (a) is single-tasking
  (b) has no hard disk, or (c) has an address space smaller than 16 megabytes....
• Real computer scientists love conventions. No one is expected to lug a 3081 attached to a bit map screen to a convention, so no one will ever know how slow their systems run.
• Real computer scientists like C's structured constructs, but they are suspicious of it because its compiled.
  (Only Batch freaks and efficiency weirdos bother with compilers, they're soooo un-dynamic.)...
• Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run on future hardware.
  Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet....
• 1. Some folks have it, some don't. 2. Those who have it would be devastated if it were ever cut off.
  3. Those who have it think that those who don't are somehow inferior....