Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run
on future hardware. Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo
sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
on future hardware. Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo
sapiens will ever be able to fit on a single planet.
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- Real computer scientists only write specs for languages that might run
on future hardware.
Nobody trusts them to write specs for anything homo... - Real programmers don't write specs - users should consider themselves
lucky to get any programs at all,
and take what they get... - Real computer scientists don't program in assembler.
They don't write in anything less portable than a number... - Homo sapiens.
The greatest oxymoron ever... - Real computer scientists work from 5 pm to 9 am because that's the only
time they can get the 8 megabytes of main memory they need to edit
specs.
(Real work starts around 2 am when enough MIPS are...
From the same category:
- rainbow series: n. Any of several series of technical manuals
distinguished by cover color.
The original rainbow series was the NCSC security... - The great question that has never been answered and which I have not
yet been able to answer despite my thirty years of research into the
feminine soul is:
WHAT DOES A WOMAN WANT? -- Sigmund Freud... - Lukewarm...?
Is that like a Jedi Knight in an electric blanket... - Too many evil deeds ruin
the doer... - Martia: "They don't take girls."
-- "STVI:TUC",
Stardate 9523...
