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• Since a politician never believes what he says, he is surprised when others believe him.
  -- Charles DeGaulle...
• The fight is what's important. Doing what is good and right is why we're here.
  The end is variable and relative. A person can only do what his heart tells him and break away from the terrible things around him....
• Q: What did the blind person say when given some matzah? A: Who the hell wrote this?
• What they said: What they meant: "I recommend this candidate with no qualifications whatsoever.
  (Yes, that about sums it up.) "The amount of mathematics she knows will surprise you....
• He had that rare weird electricity about him -- that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving "normally.
  -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and Loathing '72...
• The person is thinking: Yeah, I really do love him.
  But I hope he showers at least once a day....
• Then there's the atmosphere -- half the time you can eat the air, it's got so much stuff floating around in it.
  It takes the edge out of the colors. Down here even the traffic lights are pastel....