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• Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
• NOW I've put my ear in it!
• If you put your supper dish to your ear you can hear the sounds of a restaurant. -- Snoopy
• Supposing you're a housewife and you've goofed. Let's put it this way.
  It's 4:30 and you're still in bed--and that's pretty close to Ogre Time....
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• With a little luck, there's no reason why you can't live to be one hundred.
  Once you 've done that, you've got it made, because very few people die over one hundred....
• You are the lens in the beam. You can only receive, give, and possess the light as the lens does.
  If you seek yourself, you rob the lens of its transparency....