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• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• Memory ... now where did I put my memory?
• When I 'm not thank'd at all, I 'm thank'd enough; I 've done my duty, and I 've done no more.
  -- Henry Fielding (1707-1754) -- Tom Thumb the Great, Act i, Sc. 3...
• Now is come the time on Shprockets ven ve dance.
• I can't hear you. There's a banana republic in my ear.
• Playin' rap so loud I found a gold tooth in my ear!
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• Put a lens in each ear and you've got a telescope.
• Now, where did I put that dweeb filter?