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• A woman is like a piano. If she's not upright she's grand.
• She aches, just like a woman...
• She's like a rose to me. They smell and so does she. -- Homer Hayne
• Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagon!
• I like my steak MIDIum rare...
• TV is like steak: a medium rarely well done.
• I was a tiny baby when I was born. Really tiny. I was breast-fed intravenously.
  I had to have a special nurse 'cause I was so little....
• Ada - A WAC colonel built like an amazon. She is always setting strict rules, but if you follow them, she keeps her temper.
  She is quite talkative, always spouting army regulations, and using obscure military talk....
• An oyster is a fish built like a nut.