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• The light at the end of the tunnel is probably your house burning down.
• Hating people is like burning down your own house to get rid of a rat. -- Harry Emerson Fosdick
• Only a fool fights in a burning house. -- Kank the Klingon, "Day of the Dove," stardate unknown.
• They say the homeless are homeless by choice. That's true.
  I was walking down Bleecker Street at two in the morning, and I just had that burning desire to go to sleep right there....
• A burning dog needs no chimney.
• Don't pet burning dogs.
• Lights not burning too bright.
• An old lady sold her house and lot. The house was pretty deteriorated.
  "They're going to tear it down and put in a modulator," she said. (she meant a modular house)....
• Q: How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb?
  A: Just one. But the house falls down. Andrew Siwko...