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• hardcore signature virus: "As a juror in a Trial by Jury, you have the right, power and duty to acquit the defendant if you judge the law itself to be unjust.
  -- John McPherson, mcpherso@macvax.ucsd.edu...
• To those who doubt the importance of careful mate selection, remember how Adam wrecked a promising career.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• Go ahead, flame me...I've got heavy duty surge protectors.
• When there are sufficient funds in the bank account, cheques take two weeks to clear.
  When there are insufficient funds, cheques clear overnight. -- Gerard's Law...
• Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  -- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...
• The seminar on Time Travel will be held two weeks ago.
• Did you hear that A career girl's mind moves her ahead, while a chorus girl's mind moves her behind.