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• The early bird catches the worm as a rule, but the guy who comes along later may be having lobster Neuburg and crepes suzette.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• When God created two sexes, he may have been overdoing it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
• Genuine status is a rare and precious jewel, and also rather easy to simulate.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• If at first you don't succeed, you must be doing something wrong. -- Charles Merrill Smith
• In a democracy you can be respected though poor, but don't count on it. -- Charles Merrill Smith
• It is nice to be content in a little house by the side of the road, but a split-level in suburbia is a lot more comfortable.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• Money is not the measure of a man, but it will do quite nicely if you don't have any other yardstick handy.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...
• Society heaps honors on the unique, creative personality, but not until he has been dead for fifty years.
  -- Charles Merrill Smith...