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• I have a speech impediment....my foot!!!
• I tried to drown my problems, but they can swim.
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• Foot Problems of Big Lumberjacks" by Paul Bunio
• My foot's alseep. I wonder what it's dreaming about?...
• Scarlet Pimpernel, my foot. Scarlet Git, more like. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• When I have one foot in the grave I will tell the truth about women.
  I shall tell it, jump into my coffin, pull the lid over me, and say, "Do what you like now....
• I once decorated my apartment entirely in ten foot salad forks!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle.
  They're on TV! -- Homer Simpson There's No Disgrace Like Home...