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• Hooray! It's the Scarlet Pimpernel! Yes, Baldrick. And you killed him!
  Yes, Baldrick. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• I've been at autopsies with more party atmosphere. -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• Ah, bonjour, Monsieur. Sod off. -- Frenchman and Edmund : Nob and Nobility
• If I don't make it back, please write o my mother and tell her that I've been alive all the time.
  ..it's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat....
• So what's the plan? We do...nothing. Yup. That's another world-beater.
  -- Edmund and Baldrick : Nob and Nobility...
• I was merely pointing out that smuggling aristcrats out from under the noses of French revolutionaries is about as difficult as putting on a hat.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• I want to be young and wild, and then I want to be middle-aged and rich, and then I want to be old and annoy people by pretending that I'm deaf.
  -- Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• We do nothing until our heads have actually been cut off.
  And then we...spring into action? -- Baldrick and Edmund : Nob and Nobility...
• You have been in Afghanistan, I perceive. -- Sherlock Holmes, "A Study in Scarle