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• I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling. -- Florence Henderso
• I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling." -- Florence Henderso
• I shot the Moderator. I AM the Sysop, didn't shoot myself.
• PLEASE SHOOT ME I KNOW COBOL!!!
• You see, you know they say that somewhere there's a bullet with your name on it?
  Yeeees.... Well, I thought if I _owned_ the bullet with my name on it, I'd never get hit....
• You know, sometimes I amaze even myself.
• You must know I missed you. I'll shoot again.