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• Please return sysop to original upright position.
• If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
• He's still standing in that familiar upright position.
• His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position.
• If death occurs, please return product for full refund.
• Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?
• Mohammad Ali was on the plane and it was about to take off.
  The stewardess came by and said "Please fasten your seatbelt!...
• Cannibal Stewardess Vixens Unchained...
• AIRCRAFT CARRIER -- a stewardess with V.D.