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• Please return stewardess to original upright position.
• If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
• He's still standing in that familiar upright position.
• His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position.
• Sysop not found! Please notify computer.
• Please wait... Sysop has exited to DOS
• Tagline not found: Please notify your sysop!
• If death occurs, please return product for full refund.
• Will the real President PLEASE return to the White House?