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• He's still standing in that familiar upright position.
• Please return stewardess to original upright position.
• Please return sysop to original upright position.
• Are you sure the back door is locked?
• Smithers, I'm back in the pink! Full of pith and vinegar!
  -- Mr. Burns is full of energy after his transfusion, "Blood Feud...
• If it's so safe to fly, why do they give you an hour of instructions when you get on the plane?
  Have safety instructions where you know it's dangerous to travel--like the New York City subway system....
• Children at the front seat cause accidents, accidents at the back seat cause children!
• Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmissio
• Nagagator: Map-reading back-seat driver.