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  -- A White House official, -- describing President Bush's 1992 reelection strategy...
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  When he left the White House, the Secret Service would count the silverware....
• All things considered, Dan Quayle is doing a fine job as Vice President.
  He is the best eraser clapper the White House has ever had....
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  Got three eggs!...
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