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• Cancer cures smoking. BUMPER STICKER.
• Cancer cures smoking -- It puts you in a flip-top box too!
• NEW ELVIS UFO DIET CURES CANCER.
• Smoking cures weight problems...eventually... -- Steven Wrigh
• Smoking kills live men and cures dead swine.
• PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
• If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one.
  -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on April 14, 1954....
• Guns don't kill people; people kill people. Now apply to smoking
  Cigarettes don't cause lung cancer; lungs do....