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• PLEASE DON'T SMOKE HERE! Penalty: An early, lingering death from cancer, emphysema, or other smoking-caused ailment.
• A useless life is an early death.
• There is no economy in going to bed early to save candles if the result is twins. Chinese Proverb
• The early worm has a death wish.
• PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
  -- Pros and Cons of Death...
• Quote #447 No, I don't think smoking should be illegal.
  Smokers are already getting the death penalty!...
• PRO: No more bad trips. CON: No more smoking the ganja. -- Pros and Cons of Death
• Are they taking DDT?