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• If you would pay attention instead of playing with yourself.
• TIPS FOR PERFORMERS: Playing cards have the top half upside-down to help cheaters.
  There are a finite number of jokes in the universe....
• There is only one thing in the world worse than playing squash together, and that is playing it by yourself.
  -- Oscar Wilde, according to Monty Pytho...
• Should have kept his helmet on while riding / playing.
• With the money I'm making, I should be playing two positions. -- Pete Rose
• You should always think for yourself. Believe me.
• When you find yourself in danger, When you're threatened by a stranger, When it looks like you will take a lickin'.
  .. There is one thing you should learn, When there is no one else to turn to, Caaaaaall for Super Chicken....
• HAREOKE Japanese tradition. The practice of singing a song very badly in front of lots of people, then killing yourself out of embarrassment.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• Say what you will about rock and roll music. It has opened up a whole new field of employment to those who otherwise would not be able to find a job either playing an instrument or singing or both.