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• The only protection you have to wear when riding your Bicycle is a decent helmet.
  -- Reasons why a bicycle is better than a woman number 28...
• His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." Mae We
• When riding my old Harley a ninety per at midnight down the Via Roma in Naples, I kept one consolation firmly in mind
  If anything goes wrong, I'll never have time to regret it. -- Edward Abbey...
• The young constable has just thrown up into his helmet.
• Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing a plant on his nose] Ba
  Krusty, you don't have to be `on' tonight. Home...
• Loot and pillage, WHILE you're playing hockey.
• Said Periander, "Hesiod might as well have kept his breath to cool his pottage.
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- The Banquet of the Seven Wise Men, 14...
• Fair laughs the morn, and soft the zephyr blows; While proudly riding o'er the azure realm In gallant trim the gilded vessel goes, Youth on the prow, and Pleasure at the helm
  Regardless of the sweeping whirlwind's sway, That hush'd in grim repose expects his evening prey....