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  "At nearby Green Mountain College, which has more business courses and more job counselors than does Mira Vista College, 90 percent of last year's graduating seniors had job offers from prospective employers....
• And now, Springfield, this is the moment that you've been waiting for, the man who embodies everything about Rock 'N' Roll, except the music.
  -- Introduction, "Homerpalooza...
• And do you believe in rock and roll and music to save your mortal soul.
• For what it's worth, I understand your bitterness. With respect sir, you cannot.
  I am asked to give up the very lifeblood of my mother and my father to those who murdered them....
• The ideal reasoner, would, when he had once been shown a single fact in all its bearing
  deduce from it not only the chain of events which led up to it but also the results which would follow from it....
• Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
  He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked the woman who opened the door if she would cache a small Czech....
• pam vt.,vi.,n. [from "Monty Python's Flying Circus"] 1.
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• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.
  Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy blanket....