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• Literature is mostly about having sex and not much about having children.
  Life is the other way around. -- David Lodge...
• Literature is mostly about sex and not much about having children and life is the other way round.
  -- David Lodge, "The British Museum is Falling Dow...
• Murphy Brown can spell potato.
• There is no remedy for sex but more sex. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
  -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
• Sex has no calories. -- Murphy's laws on sex
• There is no god, and Murphy is his prophet.
• People are still having sex.
• Sex hasn't been the same since women started enjoying it. -- Lewis Grizzard