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  -- Murphy Brow...
• Green potatoes and green potato chips are to be distinguished from brown potato chips, which are another matter entirely.
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• If anything can go wrong, it will. MURPHY
• If Murphy's Law can go wrong, it will.
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• To you it's a potato. To _me_ it's a potato. But to Sir Walter bloody Raleigh.
  ..it's country estate, fine carriages, and as many girls as his tongue can cope with....
• A gray eye is still and sly; A rougish eye is the brow
  The eye of blue is ever true; But in the black eye's sparkling spell Mystery and mischief dwell....
• Murphy's Law: If anything can go wrong, it will.