PG = Boy gets girl, R = Villian gets girl,

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• Movie Ratings PG -- the hero gets the girl. R -- the villain gets the girl.
  X -- everybody in the movie gets the girl...
• Man who kisses girl behind,
  gets crack in face...
• Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory could be such a thrill!
  The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn't...
• OLD FASHIONED GIRL --
  the one who gets kissed goodnight instead of good-morning...
• Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day,
  on "BartChat". [A little girl dials "BartChat"]...
• Did you hear about the cinema buff that's very excited by current trends in films -
  the hero still gets the girl in the end, but he's never...
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy ...
• Valley girl,
  she's a valley girl .....
• Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy,
  finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl...