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  Not a streetcar was in sight, Except one a tiny tot, So I stepped into a cigar store Who had a home across the way To ask them for a light....
• We prefer the old-fashioned alarm clock to the kind that awakens you with soft music or a gentle whisper.
  If there's one thing we can't stand early in the morning, it's hypocrisy. -- Bill Vaugha...
• Why, every one as they like; as the good woman said when she kissed her cow. -- Rabelai
• Old-fashioned poetry, but choicely good. -- Izaak Walton (1593-1683) -- The Complete Angler, Part i, Chap.
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• Moe: If you like good food, good fun, and a whole lot of.
  ..crazy crap on the walls, then come on down to Uncle Moe's Family Feedbag....
• Skinner: They called me old-fashioned for teaching the duck-and-cover method, but who's laughing now!
  -- "Homer Defined...
• Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
• A rumor is one thing that gets thicker instead of thinner as it is spread. -- Richard Armou
• An optimist is a person who goes to the window every morning and says, "Good morning, God!
  The pessimist goes to the window every morning and says, "Good god, morning!...