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• Movie Ratings PG -- the hero gets the girl. R -- the villain gets the girl.
  X -- everybody in the movie gets the girl....
• Man who kisses girl behind, gets crack in face.
• Who would have ever thought that pushing a boy into the girl's lavatory could be such a thrill!
  The screams! The humiliation! The fact that it wasn't me!...
• OLD FASHIONED GIRL -- the one who gets kissed goodnight instead of good-morning.
• Krusty: See the boy, five dollars, or call him, twenty-four hours a day, on "BartChat".
  [A little girl dials "BartChat"] Barney: BartChat....
• Did you hear about the cinema buff that's very excited by current trends in films -- the hero still gets the girl in the end, but he's never sure which end it will be.
• Boy and girl in the bath. Girl: What is that long thing ?
  Boy : It`s mine. Girl: Can I play with it ? Boy : No! You`ve broken yours already....
• Valley girl, she's a valley girl ...
• Girl, bathing on Bikini, eyeing boy, finds boy eyeing bikini on bathing girl.