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• Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.
• You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light-- it's too hard on the tires.
• It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
  -- Woody Alle...
• There was a young lady named Bright, Whose speed was far faster than light.
  She went out one day, In a relative way, And returned the previous night! -- Reginald Bulle...
• in Robotman's spaceship) Robotman: Wait 'til I get this baby cruisin'.
  ..We'll be movin' faster than light! Oscar Milde: But Einstein said nothing can go faster than light!...
• Traveling faster than light, but left his sneakers behind.