You Shouldn't Go Faster Than Twice The Speed Of Light-- It's Too Hard On The Tires.
You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light--
it's too hard on the tires.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light ... To prove this to yourself, try opening the refrigerator door before the light comes on.
No! Light speed is too slow!
It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light, and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off.
-- Woody Alle...
in Robotman's spaceship) Robotman: Wait 'til I get this baby cruisin'.
..We'll be movin' faster than light! Oscar Milde: But Einstein said nothing can go faster than light!...
People who aren't going to go any faster than the speed limit really ought to put their hazard lights on.
-- Nibble's Rules Of The Road, #19...