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• Resorting to lawyers is proof of failure. -- Solomon Sho
• Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitte
  People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they can trust, that's why they hire teen agers....
• If you don't like lawyers, the next time you're arrested hire a comedia
• Lawyers are men who hire out their words and anger. -- Martial
• Government of the people, by the lawyers, for the conservatives.
• First-rate people hire first-rate people. Second-rate people hire third-rate people.
• Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
• Zen Buddhists do it because they don't want to do it because they want to do it.
• Second-rate people hire third-rate people. -- Leo Rosten's law