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  People hire lawyers because they want revenge. -- Solomon Sho...
• Some men are so interested in their wives continued happiness that they hire detectives to find out the reason for it.
• If you don't like lawyers, the next time you're arrested hire a comedia
• No amount of misfortune will satisfy the man who is not satisfied with reading a hundred epigrams.
  -- Martial...
• We hire Orcus to be our guide. -- Famous Last Word
• Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
• Politicians: lawyers who don't inhale.
• Anger blows out the lamp of the mind. Robert Ingersoll