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• Conservatives define compassion not by the number of people who recieve some kind of government aid but rather by the number of people who no longer need it.
  -- Jack Kemp...
• Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
  -- John Stuart Mill...
• Government is a burden on the people.
• People do not hire lawyers because they want justice.
  People hire lawyers because they want revenge. -- Solomon Sho...
• Kerr-Marin Law: 1. In dealing with their OWN problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives.
  2. In dealing with OTHER people's problems, they are the most extreme liberals....
• In dealing with their own problems, faculty members are the most extreme conservatives.
  In dealing with other people's problems, they are the world's most extreme liberals....
• Conservatives want to make people virtuous; liberals want to make them healthy.
  Both believe that using the state to accomplish their aims is legitimate....
• Conservatives: Because we care.
• Conservatives conserve ... What?