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• People do not hire lawyers because they want justice.
  People hire lawyers because they want revenge. -- Solomon Sho...
• How many Zen Buddhists -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  3. One to do it, one not to do it, and one to do both....
• The reason they call it work is because sometimes you have to do stuff that you just don't want to do.
• Leadership is getting someone else to do what you want him to do because he wants to do it.
  -- Dwight David Eisenhowe...
• I DO want your money, because god wants your money! -- The Reverend Jimmy, from _Repo Man_
• Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap
  it will be dear to you. -- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)...
• The pathology is to want control, not that you ever get it, because of course you never do.
  -- Gregory Bateso...
• Never buy what you do not want because it is cheap; it will be dear to you. -- Thomas Jefferso
• WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO WITH THAT!?!?!?!?!?!