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• Homer: And our three children: Bart, Lisa ... Maggie
  [falls down] [thud] Homer: ... and Maggie. Ba...
• His life was an unbridled success until he found out.
  .. he was a Simpson. -- Lisa, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Hello, cook? Sorry to bother you so late, but I got a hankering for some.
  .. That's right. Don't forget the applesauce! -- Homer, on the phone late at night, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Quiet you kids. If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons, and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer, threatening his kids, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Herbert: Do you understand? Homer: Sort of. Herbe
  Homer? Homer: What. Herbert: Answer me again with self-confidence!...
• Homer: Hello? Hello? Stupid phone! [bangs the phone] Herbe
  Hey, knock it off. I'm here! I'm just silent because of the emotion involved....
• She did things your mother would never do. Like have sex for money.
  -- Grampa, remembering an affair, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Holy moly, the bastard's rich! -- Homer, seeing his brother's mansion, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?