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• No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
• Homer: [wakes with a start] Aa! [twiddling levers wildly] Uh, just resting my eyes!
  Burns: Ah, well-done. A rested employee is a vigilant employee....
• Smithers: That's Homer Simpson. He wasn't exactly a model employee.
  Burns: Well, who a model [sees Smithers sans skull, just brain] employee....
• A manager was about to be fired, but a programmer who worked for him invented a new program that became popular and sold well.
  As a result, the manager retained his job. The manager tried to give the programmer a bonus, but the programmer refused it, saying, "I wrote the program because I though it was an interesting concept, and thus I expect no reward....
• Nothing is here for tears, nothing to wail Or knock the breast, no weakness, no contempt, Dispraise, or blame,--nothing but well and fair, And what may quiet us in a death so noble.
  -- John Milton (1608-1674) -- Samson Agonistes, Line 1721...
• Homer: [sighs] Lousy job. Nothing exciting ever happens.
  [A fanfare plays; an emcee and a scantily clad woman appear] Emcee...
• The Pitfalls of Genius: No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
• If it hasn't been tested, it won't work. -- Larry Hardiman (Amdahl employee)
• The tenure of an employee who is right all of the time will be rather short.