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• No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
• The tenure of an employee who is right all of the time will be rather short.
• GENIUS: Person clever enough to be born in the right place at the right time of the right sex and to follow up this advantage by saying all the right things to all the right people.
• To say the right thing at the right time, keep quiet most of the time.
• Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
• In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties.
  -- Dr. L.J. Pete...
• Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that called for a small employee contribution.
  The company was paying all the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed...
• Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
• All right, who cut the cheese?