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• The Pitfalls of Genius: No boss will keep an employee who is right all the time.
• The tenure of an employee who is right all of the time will be rather short.
• To say the right thing at the right time, keep quiet most of the time.
• Keep your boss's boss off your boss's back.
• In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its duties.
  -- Dr. L.J. Pete...
• Everybody but Sam had signed up for a new company pension plan that called for a small employee contribution.
  The company was paying all the rest. Unfortunately, 100% employee participation was needed...
• Did you hear about the window washer who scared the boss right out of his secretary.
• All right, who cut the cheese?
• All right, who hid the keyboard?