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• Chaste: why virgins run.
• Did you hear about a California sperm bank's bumper sticker: WE'RE PULLING FOR YOU!
• Did you hear about the girl who applied for a job as a night-deposit box in a sperm bank.
• Did you hear that a new line of bull sperm for use in animal husbandry will be called Elmer's Goo.
• Did you hear that one enterprising sperm bank is planning to distribute its product in aerosol dispensers.
  It's to be called Heirspray, of course....
• Did you hear that the pretty lab technicians in busy sperm banks are sometimes asked to lend a hand.
• Did you hear about the girl who was fired from her job in a sperm bank after she became pregnant.
  They discovered she'd been embezzling....
• Did you hear about the procedure whereby a Nobel Prize winner furnishes sperm for artificial-insemination purposes that is referred to as A STROKE OF GENIUS.
• And to all you virgins out there.....Thanks for nothing.