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• Angels listen when she speaks: She 's my delight, all mankind's wonde
  But my jealous heart would break Should we live one day asunder....
• She's the one.
• I was taking tickets at the movies when I got a phone call.
  This woman said, "How much is a ticket?" And I said, "Four dollars....
• How many senior citizens -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb....
• Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink coat, she got one, and now she can't button it up.
• When one woman was asked how long she had been going to symphony concerts, she paused to calculate and replied, Forty-seven years -- and I find I mind it less and less.
  -- Louise Andrews Ke...